I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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