I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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