its not stalking. its research.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
