I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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