i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
i think i just lost a toe
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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