How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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