i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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