what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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