it was like his penis was on wheels.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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