Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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