naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
vagina is talking i cant
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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