He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Couch. On fire.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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