god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The air taste purple.
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