you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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