my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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