thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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