Already got asked if we're dating
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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