At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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