Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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