Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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