As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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