When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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