mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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