She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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