you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
40s are totally the cure
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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