No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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