I think I died a long time ago.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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