doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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