I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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