do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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