There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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