Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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