I'm lost and stupid without you.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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