I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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