win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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