Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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