john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
