you would pick up someone in the library
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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