Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He passed out mid-signature
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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