Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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