I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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