From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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