bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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