hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
