Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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