i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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