it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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