Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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