She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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