sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
That accounts for only three of the penises
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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