there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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